{"product_id":"fiery-furniture-bodyguards","title":"The Fiery Furniture Bodyguards","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring the heat straight to your table with these Hanging Chili Pepper Ceramic Coasters — a bold little crew that refuses to mind their business. Made from solid ceramic and dripping with attitude, these coasters don’t just guard your surfaces… they judge your drink choices while they do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 4 ceramic coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 4.25\" × 4.25\" glazed ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1.5 lb (0.68 kg)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackage size: 6 × 9 × 1 in (15.2 × 22.9 × 2.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon‑absorbent surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFelt corner pads included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant chili pepper artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in: United States\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe clean with damp cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour drink sweats — these don’t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKitchens and bars that don’t do “subtle”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurning a boring coffee table into a spicy conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who decorate with personality, not permission\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecause one spicy coaster is never enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdding a little “don’t test me” energy to your kitchen or bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifting to anyone who likes their décor with a side of attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese coasters don’t whisper “cute.” They shout \u003cstrong\u003e“I’m hot, I know it, and I’m here to protect your furniture.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Iron and Ember Chili Pepper Works","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47465523445986,"sku":"cst3258703","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/2487\/9842\/files\/newnewcoaster.png?v=1785948862","url":"https:\/\/ironandemberworks.com\/products\/fiery-furniture-bodyguards","provider":"Iron \u0026 Ember Chili Pepper Works, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}