{"product_id":"bacon-bad-decision-candle","title":"Bacon Bad Decision Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause this candle smells like \u003cstrong\u003ecrispy bacon and the kind of choices you make when you’re hungry, tired, and absolutely done with everyone’s nonsense.\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s smoky, salty, savory, and just chaotic enough to make your kitchen feel like a Sunday morning where you burned the toast, ate half the bacon before it hit the plate, and still called it a win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s not delicate. It’s not polite. It’s \u003cstrong\u003ebacon‑fiend energy\u003c\/strong\u003e wrapped in clean‑burning soy wax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight it up and let your home smell like \u003cstrong\u003ecomfort, chaos, and the kind of breakfast that fixes your whole attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3.6\" × 2.8\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurn Time: 40+ hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWick: Cotton (lead‑free, zinc‑free)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWax: Soy‑based wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance: Premium bacon‑inspired scent — sweet, salty, smoky\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan, Non‑GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGluten‑free, Phthalate‑free, Non‑toxic, Cruelty‑free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand‑poured in Connecticut, USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, consistent fragrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, even melt pool\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRugged, gift‑ready presentation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for kitchens, man caves, workshops, and novelty gift baskets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrim wick to 1\/4 inch before each use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from drafts, pets, and children\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not burn longer than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNever leave a burning candle unattended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe “eat the crispy piece first” people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreakfast rebels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmoky‑scent addicts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift baskets with attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who treats bacon like a personality trait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Iron and Ember Chili Pepper Works","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47479354720482,"sku":"psbacon","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/2487\/9842\/files\/new_new_bacon_candle.png?v=1785945599","url":"https:\/\/ironandemberworks.com\/products\/bacon-bad-decision-candle","provider":"Iron \u0026 Ember Chili Pepper Works, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}